I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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