i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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