Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Randomize
