At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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