i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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