he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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