If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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