I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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