yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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