You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize