Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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