no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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