I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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