Buhtt sex?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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