i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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