Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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