So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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