What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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