love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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