She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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