Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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