Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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