she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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