Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So vagazzling was a success
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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