i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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