I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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