I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
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now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
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you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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