ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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