this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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