***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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