can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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