I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Boobs speak an international language.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
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