Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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