After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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