at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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