U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
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the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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