come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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