so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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