Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize