Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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