? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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