We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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