are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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