That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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