she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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