my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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