I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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