Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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