Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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