My room smells like vodka and shame
Me too!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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