Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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