The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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