we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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