You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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