Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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