I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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